The "Death by Taquito" Tee

"I was hungry and it was right there!" — You, explaining why you are broke.

This shirt immortalizes your worst enemy. Not the bank, not the credit card companies, but the rotating heater at the gas station. We used a classic horror-punk aesthetic because looking at your monthly spending on "dining out" (gas station snacks) is genuinely terrifying.

This is a premium, garment-dyed tee that says, "I like heavy metal, but I love processed cheese cylinders even more."

The Liner Notes:
100% ring-spun cotton: Soft enough to sleep in after a carb coma.
Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd²: Heavyweight fabric for a heavyweight snack addiction.
Garment-dyed: Vintage, washed-out look.
Relaxed fit: Essential after eating three roller-grill items.

Size guide

	WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches)
S	18 ¼	26 ⅝	16 ¼
M	20 ¼	28	17 ¾
L	22	29 ⅜	19
XL	24	30 ¾	20 ½
2XL	26	31 ⅝	21 ¾
3XL	27 ¾	32 ½	23 ¼
4XL	29 ¾	33 ½	24 ⅝

	WIDTH (cm)	LENGTH (cm)	SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm)
S	46.4	67.6	41.3
M	51.4	71.1	45
L	55.9	74.6	48.3
XL	61	78.1	52
2XL	66	80.3	55.3
3XL	70.5	82.6	59
4XL	75.6	85	62.6

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